Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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