i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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