yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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