3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Randomize
