Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
two words: eviction party
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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