it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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