i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I think people are normalizing furries
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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