I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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