after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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