The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
