quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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