I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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