I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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