I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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