There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Randomize
