EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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