So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize