Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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