smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
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