You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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