I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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