i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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