have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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