He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Randomize
