The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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