So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
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