where am i from again
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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