i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
