are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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