Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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