I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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