i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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