Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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