Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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