Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Your penis caused this!
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