Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
last night I used snow as a chaser
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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