he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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