just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
the liver wants what the liver wants
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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