I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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