the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Operation Purity has been aborted
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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