...so i touched it.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
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