didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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