I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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