'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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