I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
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