when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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