guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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