He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
I see more hoeing in ur future
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