Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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