what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
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